The
SPEEDO
April 18th- April 25th 2006
Issue 16


Letter from the editor-
Welcome back from the Easter break. I hope everyone had a great holiday. Now, back to hitting the books (studying) and learning to speak perfect English.

Clubs and Lectures-
Please sign up for all clubs in the office, thank you.

CONCERT CLUB
Come join Marcin and jam to his music!
Saturday 22nd April
“Something Different” http://www.somethingdifferent.pl/
Dolnych Walow 13
GOOD NEWS… FREE ENTRY!!!
20:00- ?



SPORTS CLUB
SPEED teachers are challenging all the students to a game of football, BRING IT!
Saturday 22nd April
Akademicka 26 Hala Sportowa
16:00- 18:00


Last week’s clubs-
BOOK CLUB
Well, book club was a complete success! A student actually showed-up (came) to talk about the book Pachnidto by P. Suskind…
It was about a man who discovers a scent which controls people’s moods. He makes it into a perfume and begins controlling people all over the world with seven dead bodies by the end of the book. It’s an intense, thought provoking, edge of your seat book.
Good job Tanya, now if we could only get more students involved.

Picture of the week-
Teachers enjoying their Easter holiday in the beautiful city of Prague.








Survey-
Where did you do on Easter?
Tanya- Stayed in Gliwice and got some R&R (rest and relaxation).
Matt- When to Prague and parted with three of the coolest teachers.
Lee- Went to Prague and parted with my friend from secondary school.
Holly- Went to Prague and was forced to drink lots of beer.
Sean- Went to Prague and came back with the name of “The Scotsman”.
Jake- Went to Madrid to experience Spanish culture.
Rob- Went to Madrid and found himself.
Jan- Stayed in Gliwice and ate the entire weekend.
Tim- Did the same as Jan…
Marcin- Doing nothing but eating and drinking.
Doris- Went to Italy for a friends wedding, we will be lucky if she finds her way back.
Susan- Ate, drank, watched films, and hiked a mountain.
Brian- Ate food

Deep Thoughts… By SPEEDO-
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."

Insight into composting by Holly-
"Don't put animal bones or grease in your compost pile."


Health Advisory by Matt-
He’s back…after many months of being absent, our own health advisor Matt is back in action with all his wisdom and glory.
“Beer at night, coffee in the morning and pierogi ruskie during the day is the diet of all champions.”