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SPEEDO

4th April - 11th April 2006

Issue 14

Letter from the editor-
After having visited other SPEED Callan Schools, most recently Bielsko-Biala, SPEEDO has come to the conclusion that Gliwice is far superior. The students are the best, the secretaries are the most helpful (and beautiful), and of course the teachers are better.

The comment section of SPEEDO has been pretty empty. Come on (let’s go!) students, this is your opportunity to anonymously post comments about anything! Other students, specific lessons, overall observations, and of course the teachers.

If anyone got fooled on April Fool’s Day, please submit it to the comment section…





Clubs-
ICE SKATING CLUB!!! Why play football, rugby, or box when you can ICE SKATE?!
5zl to get in and 4zl to rent skates.
Friday, 7th April 2006
ul. Akademicka 26 (the only ice skating rink in town)


BOOK CLUB... YIPEE!!!!
Join Tanya Wednesday the 12th of April at 14:00 to talk about your favorite book.
.........(whoever comes will be given a prize)


Survey-
What is your favorite Callan Questions?

Brian: What am I doing?

Lee: Are all your toes the same length?

Matt: Do you get mad when somebody pulls your hair?

Holly: Why is it that we seldom know another person’s real self?

Rob: What's a reference library?

Marcin: What time is seed time?

Doris: Tell me something about goats.

Tanya: Do you generally like seamen?

Chris: If you came home and found your partner trying on your underwear, what would you say?

Picture of the week-
Last week’s PUB CLUB was wicked(cool) there were a lot of new, and old faces partaking in the drinking of granpa’s cough syrup(beer) which loosened the mouth a bit enabling free flowing conversations in English (everyone was speaking very easily).

Deep Thoughts… with SPEEO- (in honor of April Fool's Day)
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Guess the Secretary-
How long have you worked at SPEED?

"almost 2 years."

What is your favorite group?
"don't have a favorite group, they're all my favorite, but if I had to choose one I'd choose UPOS."

What’s you’re favorite song?
"hoobastank... Reason."

What’s your favorite fruit/vegetable?

"Apple/ carrot."

If you had to be stuck on a deserted island with only one teacher who would you choose? Why?

"Doris." "because she is a great person and I like her very much."

Insight into England by Tanya-

"England had control over half the known world at one point in history."

what happened...