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SPEEDO
20th June - 27th June
Issue 24



Message from the editor-
There comes a time in life when you need to reflect back on the past and remember the good times. All good things come to an end, as does this school year. Don't be sad because it's over, be happy because it happened...
and as my dear friend Alice Copper said, "SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!"



Clubs-

WHO: Join Sean "The Scotsman"
WHAT: Advanced conversation club
WHEN: Wednesday the 21st of June 19:30
WHERE: Room 10



Lecture-
WHO: Join Marcin "The Englishman"
WHAT: Riveting conversations on where the English language came from
WHEN: Thursday 22nd June 19:30
WHERE: Room 11



WORLD CUP UPDATE:
USA is still kickin... they must beat Ghana and Italy must beat the Czech Republic to go to the next round.

Poland plays Costa Rica this week and will kick their ASS.

England has won two thus far agaisnt the traditionally strong and powerful teams of Paraguay and Trinidad and Tabago. Up next is Sweden, a team that has gone unbeaten against England in 10 matches.

Fun World Cup facts:

Most goals
DAEI Ali (IRN)
109
JOHN Stern (TRI)
65
RONALDO (BRA)
59
PAULETA (POR)
47
WANCHOPE Paulo (CRC)
45
AL JABER Sami (KSA)
44

Tallest players
KALAC Zeljko (AUS)
202
KOLLER Jan (CZE)
202
ZIGIC Nikola (SCG)
202
LAWRENCE Dennis (TRI)
201
ISAKSSON Andreas (SWE)
199
CROUCH Peter (ENG)
198

Youngest players
WALCOTT Theo (ENG)
15-Mar-1989
MONTIEL Jose (PAR)
18-Mar-1988
TOURE Assimiou (TOG)
31-Dec-1987
MESSI Lionel (ARG)
23-Jun-1987
FABREGAS Cesc (ESP)
3-May-1987


Celebrity look-alike-


Which of these "Friends" is famous?















Thanks Gliwice... it's been fun. Lee:-)

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SPEEDO

13th June - 20th June

Issue 23

Message from the editor-

Clubs-

A week into the World Cup and there has already been devastation to the American and Polish teams. Both teams were shut-out (had "0" points) which makes the loses even harder. The only remedy to the way we feel is to join together: Polish, American, Canadian, and Irish, and devote all our energies to cheering not for, but against England. In the end, you'll all be glad you did:)

(just a joke, anyone who wants to cheer for England can, but do you really want to hear Marcin ranting and raving and talking badly about other teams every time there's a soccer game on?)

Sports Club

who: Join Tim, Matt and the rest...

when: Saturday the 17th of June 16:00- 18:00

where: Akademicka 26 Hala Sportowa

why: to put the beer down for 2 hours while doing exercise

Film Club - "THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"

who: Chris

when: Friday the 16th of June 19:30

where: Room 8

why: to learn about Matt's life story

Pictures of the week-

(coming next week, pictures of Saturday's PUB CLUB...)

Enjoying delecious polish hamburgers Saturday night...hmmm.

Marcin's band PAPILLA jammin on top of a building in Krakow Sunday afternoon.

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SPEEDO
6th June - 13th June
Issue 22




Message from the editor-
Welcome to the first week of the World Cup... here's a run-down (summary) of what to expect from the Polish squad (team).

Poland beat Croatia 1-0 in a warm-up match on Saturday.

'Boruc has the best chance,' goalkeeping coach Jacek Kazimierski said. After coach Pawel Janas controversially left out Liverpool keeper Jerzy Dudek, Boruc's main rival for a starting spot has been West Bromwich Albion's Tomasz Kuszczak. But Kuszczak's chances took a blow when he allowed a freak strike by Colombian goalkeeper Luis Enrique Martinez to sail over his head into the net in a friendly last week.

The Poles also face hosts Germany and Costa Rica in World Cup Group A.

Poland vs. Ecuador odds
Poland -0.5 points 2.08
Ecuador 0.5 points 1.82




Clubs-
WHAT: PUB CLUB
WHO: Jan and Lee
WHERE: Something Different (Cos Innego) ul. Dolnych Walow 13
WHEN: 10th June at 20:00
WHY: For a fun time...

WHAT: Card Club
WHO: Jake and Rob
WHERE: Secretaries' Office
WHEN: 7th June 18:30
WHY: Learn how to play texas hold'em

Celebrity look-alike
Now, I may be reaching a bit, but.... if Keanu Reeves was Thai what do ya think?












Special announcement-
There were two teacher birthdays since the last SPEEDO


Timi 29/5/2006

Pictures of Timi's birthday party with all the teachers ...














Rob 5/6/2006
Rob enjoying a nice cold birthday beer...










Congratulations to both of you!